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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

To get the new edition of the Farmers’ Almanac! Of course 🙂

For fun, here are some of our favoirte chicken jokes. Try them out this weekend and report back. Favorite s:

On what side does a chicken have the most feathers?
The outside.

How do chickens dance?
Chick to chick.

Why couldn’t the hen find her eggs?
Because she mislaid them.

What’s the best kind of car to be driving when you want to play chicken?
A coupe.

What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.

Why didn’t the chicken skeleton cross the road?
Because she didn’t have enough guts.


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