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Employees at Farmers’ Almanac headquarters in Lewiston, Maine, report on social media that official scientists from the US Government have demanding to see the Farmers’ Almanacs offices.

“About five people have been seen pushing their way past reception and heading right into editor Pete Geiger’s office,” said an anonymous source in Lewiston, Maine, adding, “they looked very serious and determined.”

Just a few weeks ago there was a lot of press stating that the Farmers’ Almanac is more accurate than government climate scientists (The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration’s Climate Prediction Center predicted temperatures would be “above normal from November through January across much of the lower 48 states.” Yet the Farmers’ Almanac said quite the opposite). Since then, Almanac employees have been noticing some unusual phone calls and emails from the DC area.

According to staff in Geiger’s office, the unknown but official government scientists are demanding that he turn over the Farmers’ Almanac’s official weather predicting formula!

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1 Margrit Born { 07.18.14 at 10:48 am }

Thought this had to have been via, the Onion.

2 Jenny { 04.04.14 at 5:17 pm }

I thought it was a great April fools joke also. I didn’t get to read it until today.
I also agree that Pam went over board with bringing the bible into this, sounds like she’s just plain paranoid/terrified with the thought of government take over. The end of the world! Lmao

3 Tony { 04.02.14 at 1:52 pm }

Great April Fools joke :) @Pam… You’re an idiot.

4 Phyllis { 04.02.14 at 12:13 pm }

Ha Ha…I thought this was a serious one….fooled me !!!!! : )

5 Elizabeth Warshaw { 04.02.14 at 7:35 am }

Happy Spring ! Great post and very funny. Re-assess Pam, this has nothing to do with the Bible, anybody’s “bible”.

6 Brian { 04.01.14 at 11:26 pm }

you got me that was a goodin’. guffaw with A wheeze. you guys are better than the Weather Channel.

7 Mickey Barkley { 04.01.14 at 11:01 pm }

Just wanted to thank you for belly laugh

8 Shannan R { 04.01.14 at 6:30 pm }

Pam, take a deep breath it was just a prank, relax

9 Irene { 04.01.14 at 5:22 pm }

Too funny!

10 Gloria { 04.01.14 at 4:49 pm }

WOW!!! Y’all got me good on that one!!! LOL

11 Peter Kane { 04.01.14 at 4:29 pm }

When will your summer forecast come out?

12 Terri Shoemaker { 04.01.14 at 4:11 pm }

I am new to your FB page. Just hit the like button today. I have to say you really had me going! I’m so glad I read on. I was re-reading the first part to my husband as we were both getting very concerned. As I read the next page we had a good laugh and were very relieved! Good one!

13 Susan Case { 04.01.14 at 3:28 pm }

Love it! :0) ( and Pam Hodges needs to lighten up)

14 Patty { 04.01.14 at 3:14 pm }

Funny to me too! Gotcha!!

15 Danielle { 04.01.14 at 2:50 pm }

That was pretty clever. I was intrigued, lol

16 janet { 04.01.14 at 2:44 pm }

Bahahahahah you got me too

17 Irene Fisher { 04.01.14 at 1:47 pm }

Kind of figured that’s where this was going!! Thanks…lol @Pam, get a sense of humor, what does this have to do with religion? Try laughing, it’s good for you!!!

18 William lemmerman { 04.01.14 at 1:34 pm }

I like this, thanks.:-)

19 Pam Hodges { 04.01.14 at 12:36 pm }

Sorry guys, But did not find it funny. And if you believe in the Bible, you will know why some will not find it funny. You do a great job at what you do. But your April fools joke was a lil terrifying.

20 Linda { 04.01.14 at 9:24 am }

Ok, you got me :-)

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